President Bush decided he would go to a random house to show a fellow American family a great halloween costume. He knocked on the door, and the shocked, everyday family let him in. "Mr. President what are you doing here?" President Bush said, "Well, I put together a GREAT halloween costume and just wanted to share it with the American people."
"Well ok Mr. President, but is it expensive to make?" President Bush answered, "No no no not at all. All you need is a can of hair spray and a big cigarette lighter. Here i'll show you."
President Bush then takes out the hair spray and sprays a rediculous ammount into his hair. He then lights the cigarette lighter, and puts it to his hair. All his hair lights on fire, and he starts running around the room screaming, "Secret service secret service put it out put it out!!!!!"
After a moment of chaos, the secret service agent puts out the fire. The father of the family then says, "Well that was nuts, what was your costume though?"
President Bush, with an excited voice, says, "Why I was a burning bush."
happy halloween
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