Yo Momma's So... (Doom thread)

BobMarley! · Post by **BobMarley!** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:21 pm

Yo Momma's breath is so nasty, she peels the cacodemons skin when she burps!

NEXT!

eXg. Man0waR · Post by **eXg. Man0waR** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:02 pm

LOL BM your right on with that one, my mother kills things with her breath.

BobMarley! · Post by **BobMarley!** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:57 pm

LOL. My Mom's breath smells like ... s**t I can't say that it's my bday!

Anyone else got some Doom3 your Momma jokes?

eXg. Man0waR · Post by **eXg. Man0waR** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:24 pm

Yo motha looks like a hellknight.........

BobMarley! · Post by **BobMarley!** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:15 pm

O snap!

Yo momma so fat, she make the mancubus look like mini me!

Post by **eXg. ShooteR** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:00 pm

eXg. BobMarley! wrote:O snap!

Yo momma so fat, she make the mancubus look like mini me!

rofl

eXg. Jago-Vs-Fulgore · Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:48 am

YO mama so DUMB!! she went to Home Depot for Microsoft Windows

BobMarley! · Post by **BobMarley!** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:02 pm

ROFL!

"To start press any key... Where's the any key?!"

eXg. focus · Post by **eXg. focus** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:07 pm

No remember that your password is confidential and don't share it with anybody

It is case sensitive so be sure when you put it in you do it just like it's written there.

"Is this 5 an upper case or lower case?"

-Actual customer when I started working here.

Post by **eXg. CrUsH** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:23 pm

Your momma is soooooo stupid, she went to payless looking for LOLLERSKATES!!!!

BobMarley! · Post by **BobMarley!** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:31 pm

OH snap! Yo momma so dumb she tripped on a cordless phone, sued, and won! WTFTW?!

Post by **eXg. CrUsH** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:30 pm

Your momma is soooo fat, that she tried strafing through the chamber on Frag Chamber and got stuck!

eXg. Man0waR · Post by **eXg. Man0waR** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:47 pm

Yo mommas so dumb she used the rocket launcher as a tampon!

Post by **eXg. CrUsH** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:18 am

Your momma is soooo fat she used a rail gun as a tooth pic!

XT|Fict1on · Post by **XT|Fict1on** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:30 am

yo mama is so nasty she used the chaingun as a dildo