I need a new anus

eXg. focus · Post by **eXg. focus** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:58 am

I broke the last one. No, seriously. I had to have a hemorrhoidectomy last week, and boy is that some painful s**t.
It's more painful than natural childbirth, if that's any reference. And before you ask, yes, it really is. Ask someone that has both had a hemorrhoidectomy and bore a child without the painkilling aid of an epidural, and they'll tell you. It's horrendous
This morning I had to poop when I woke up, so now my asshole burns with the fury of a thousand suns.

BugZz · Post by **BugZz** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:11 am

that's what u get for bending over the soap.

Post by **CaMeL** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:53 am

eXg. focus wrote:I broke the last one. No, seriously. I had to have a hemorrhoidectomy last week, and boy is that some painful s**t.
It's more painful than natural childbirth, if that's any reference. And before you ask, yes, it really is. Ask someone that has both had a hemorrhoidectomy and bore a child without the painkilling aid of an epidural, and they'll tell you. It's horrendous
This morning I had to poop when I woke up, so now my asshole burns with the fury of a thousand suns.

Man, focus, i hope all is well that sounds painfull. Could you explain what a hemorrhoidectomy is. I assume by the name, its the removal of external hemorrhoids. The reason i ask is because i wanna know your syptoms. If too personal you can PM me. I might be in the same situation possibly.

eXg. Phenom · Post by **eXg. Phenom** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:33 pm

eXg. focus wrote: This morning I had to poop when I woke up, so now my asshole burns with the fury of a thousand suns.

Man, did you go to a chili cookoff and just eat for 12 hours? Or did you jump off a building and land on your butt? Or did you jump off a building and while you were in the air you were eating chili and then after you landed on your butt the ambulance came and they gave you an IV of chili and then the ambulance got in a car crash and you landed on your butt again and then the car they crashed into was a chili truck and then you were laying there and a little river of chili was going by you on the street so you ate it and then a big bird came down and picked you up and dropped you on your butt, and you cried. Was that how it happened?

eXg. focus · Post by **eXg. focus** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:39 pm

eXg. Phenom wrote:
eXg. focus wrote: This morning I had to poop when I woke up, so now my asshole burns with the fury of a thousand suns.
Man, did you go to a chili cookoff and just eat for 12 hours? Or did you jump off a building and land on your butt? Or did you jump off a building and while you were in the air you were eating chili and then after you landed on your butt the ambulance came and they gave you an IV of chili and then the ambulance got in a car crash and you landed on your butt again and then the car they crashed into was a chili truck and then you were laying there and a little river of chili was going by you on the street so you ate it and then a big bird came down and picked you up and dropped you on your butt, and you cried. Was that how it happened?

Nukechickn · Post by **Nukechickn** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:22 pm

All I Can say is, with my fingers in my ears...LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!

Post by **eXg. Suyko** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:48 pm

I hope you find your new anus

Grinder {IFZ} · Post by **Grinder {IFZ}** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:14 pm

eXg. Suyko wrote:I hope you find your new anus

yeah his old one had a crack in it

eXg. FroggY · Post by **eXg. FroggY** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:10 pm

man!!!sorry to hear about that!!it may hurt boy!

dorkiz · Post by **dorkiz** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:15 am

That does suck man... I hate post-op s**t like that. Even when I got tested for STDs. It's not an op, but I wanted to cry every time I took a piss for the next two days. It was horrid.

eXg. sabooya · Post by **eXg. sabooya** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:57 pm

lol i laughed so hard, im sorry though. Hope ur ass is better soon lol

Post by **eXg. Pun1sher** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:40 pm

Well for all the glory in cramming down bowl after bowl of liquid fire chili at a cook off, or dropping the soap on the rope, hehe, I'll give you another reason this happens, happened to me, heavy weight lifting. :O

Been there brother. Sit on a bag of ice, get drunk, convince yourself it was just a dream.

PuN

eXg. sabooya · Post by **eXg. sabooya** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:03 pm

eXg. Pun1sher wrote: Been there brother. Sit on a bag of ice, get drunk, convince yourself it was just a dream.

lol

eXg. focus · Post by **eXg. focus** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:05 pm

It's retardedly painful, but I still can't help but think that it's kind of funny, in a way. There's only so seriously that I can take my own butthole.

eXg. sabooya · Post by **eXg. sabooya** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:19 pm

eXg. focus wrote:It's retardedly painful, but I still can't help but think that it's kind of funny, in a way. There's only so seriously that I can take my own butthole.

Milk makes it feel better. Just splash it on it. TRUST ME

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